85% nerdier than everyone else!

[coffeestudies]

...or maybe just nerdier than 85% of all people.


or at least...



...a Mega-Dorky Non-Nerd. (must've been the question where i chose sex over the internet; i did hesitate for like a second (i mean, just think. the internet never lies next to you, too spent to make coffee. then again, the internet isn't penis-shaped either))

still, that fucking light bulb - which i'm totally supposed to be able to change according to my apparent nerdiness - is oogling me from across the room, with its naked, not-to-be-screwed screwed-off bottom..

enough of this now. there are more important tests to do!



and

(geez, i never knew...)

(god, i can't believe i was actually doing those...)