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coffeestudies) wrote2007-09-26 08:42 pm
coffeestudies) wrote2007-09-26 08:42 pm
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to the lube mobile, quickly!
dear driver of the 'Lube Mobile' i saw driving by today,
thank you so much for letting me know. i myself don't need you, coz one of the in-built features of my 'love tunnel' is lube. but would i be a fanfic writer and the boys would be in dire need of lube, i know who'd they call, the Lube Mobile!
- "hey..yeah, we need lube, like, right now. we don't have any. but, you know, we really want some."
- ::honk, honk:: "which colour would you like? flavour? some ice-cream as well? to lick off of your pretty friend here? he looks like he's got beautiful skin, made to lick off ice cream of it.. ::wink,wink::
- "er."
- "we really just wanna fuck. you know. like animals, just with lube."
thank you so much for letting me know. i myself don't need you, coz one of the in-built features of my 'love tunnel' is lube. but would i be a fanfic writer and the boys would be in dire need of lube, i know who'd they call, the Lube Mobile!
- "hey..yeah, we need lube, like, right now. we don't have any. but, you know, we really want some."
- ::honk, honk:: "which colour would you like? flavour? some ice-cream as well? to lick off of your pretty friend here? he looks like he's got beautiful skin, made to lick off ice cream of it.. ::wink,wink::
- "er."
- "we really just wanna fuck. you know. like animals, just with lube."