fic warnings: nc-17, water, tentacles, and missing swimming trunks

[coffeestudies]

i'm crying out for jellyfish/human! (yes, here's looking at you, master_kogane, i need you in my hour of, um, need!) it's so freaking cold and clammy-wet here, and all i can do is remember the australian sun glistening down on the ocean, knowing all the wondrous things going on deep down.

it could be like that story with the mermaid and her bloke; only exciting and gripping, and with porn. it's actually love at first sight because the man could never find true satisfaction with 4-limbed humans, and the jellyfish is so thrilled by all his human's orifices. and they probably have also great personalities. but it's ...complicated because the jellyfish's secretion is slightly lethal and their first time goes horribly wrong and sweet tears mix with salty seawater. and then there's hurt/comfort. and they figure out how they can be together by...by...using condoms. er. or somethin'.

yes?

because it's my birthday in 3 days?

until then i'll comfort myself with thingswithwings 's Read My Mind, tentacle porn of a more mechanical nature.

eta: this prompt's bearded alternative-universe version can be found here and is written by master_kogane. i thank her muchly for making me scream at work! :)

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Comments

[master-kogane.livejournal.com]

I feel a deep love for that 2nd paragraph. I might molest it when you are not looking!

LOL, I have actually already written 4 sentences, damn you and your icon!! but I don't think it will be able to beat your 2nd paragraph. seriously, that's a thing of beauty right there!

[coffeestudies.livejournal.com]

:D thanks. i had that image in my head, and it ate itself out of my brain through my arm into my hand and onto the keyboard... it was a sweet pain. ;)

yay group effort!

[master-kogane.livejournal.com]

10 9 8 minutes till your birthday~

Still working on it, trying to finish it tonight :3

[coffeestudies.livejournal.com]

really?! i'm soo excited! YAY!!!

[master-kogane.livejournal.com]

♥ HAPPY BIRTHDAY! ♥

*hands coupon for 1 jellyfish/human porn*

[coffeestudies.livejournal.com]

hurrah!!! birthday porn promise!!

thank you so much. it is a happy day with a fantastic start!

[master-kogane.livejournal.com]

Whee! I'm trying to finish it, but my mother is sitting right next to me, talking about her problems, LOL XD

Hope you get nice presents! Any party planned?

[coffeestudies.livejournal.com]

does mother not have anything else to do than distracting the creative?

i got money,and spent it for clothes, yay!
met my mom for icecream eating (yummmmmm!) and will have a few drinks with my friends later on, but there's a proper party planned for saturday. there will be much rejoicing and beer drinking!

[master-kogane.livejournal.com]

I don't think so! but anyway, it is done and posted OMGWTFBBQ *dies*

Yay, for clothes and ice-cream and drinks with friends!
I'm disappointed at the lack of jellyfish porn in your party

[master-kogane.livejournal.com]

Re: eta

I aim to please! And am thinking of possible sequels. Damn you! D:

[coffeestudies.livejournal.com]

icon bonding!

I aim to please!
that is a very agreeable goal! ;)

hey, what a about Flossy, the bitter, envious dolphin who once lost his precious soul-whatever, left to roam the endless oceans in the dark starry nights, now trying to keep kenny from finding his one true love?

[master-kogane.livejournal.com]

YAY *uses very appropriate icon for this one*

I know right! ;D

OMG dolphin porn? D: Don't you know that people die when dolphins try to mate with humans!? DDD: The sad thing is, I could actually work that into one of the sequels. *hides*

I'm really not getting around in making that lj post where I ask which one of the 3 sequels I should work on first, right? *headdesk*