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[coffeestudies]

when you advertise a 'Metal Light Bulb Ring' (no kidding!), dear jeweller, in a fancy bag with fake bling all over too, you surely mean a ...special gift for the man of one's choice to put over his bulging ....er, you know what. so why not avoid all the (or at least some of it) embarrassment and put it plainly as "Bling for your Thing"?

seriously, the light bulb thing would just put me off.

otherwise, go chrismas present! (just make sure the kids aren't around and cry for you to try it out...)