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I was asking [livejournal.com profile] mata090680 earlier today (THANKS FOR HAVING ME, BTW! :D), "How many wank-free Ship Wars do you know of?" And she would have said none if I'd have let her finish - I may or may not have been a little bit over-enthusiastic about this - but here's the thing. Over at [livejournal.com profile] st_respect there's a Ship War about to start that will of course not end the decade long battle over which is The One True Pairing in the Star Trek universe. The weapons with which this war is fought are creativity and wit. So, really, in the end, everyone wins. :)

Here's what the introduction says: )

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[livejournal.com profile] chani_atreides is planning an RDJ & Jude Law appreciation outing (entry is flocked so a link would be useless). On Tuesday they'll be at the Cinestar Potsdamer Platz for the Sherlock Holmes premiere (sadly, no tickets for the movie available yet. Meh. ) Anyone wanna go?
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While I was trying to think of a subject line ("I've got a ship in the oven"?, "The Adventures of the USS Cookiedough"? WTF?) some weird-ass part of my brain imagined the Enterprise being transformed into cookie dough/a huuuge cookie and everybody's running around on wobbly, runny legs or legs that constantly break which Bones has to mend with sugar icing; the phasers also shoot icing (which is weird 'cause what do they shoot when they're,you know, in private?). HUH.

SORRY, [profile] chani_atreides and [profile] lischa, OUR BAKING DATE IS STILL SO ON!



Yum behind the cut. )

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First off, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, [livejournal.com profile] helen_damnation! I know I'm way behind the program but I do hope you had a grand day! :D

While I was trying to think of a subject line ("I've got a ship in the oven"?, "The Adventures of the USS Cookiedough"? WTF?) some weird-ass part of my brain imagined the Enterprise being transformed into cookie dough/a huuuge cookie and everybody's running around on wobbly, runny legs or legs that constantly break which Bones has to mend with sugar icing; the phasers also shoot icing (which is weird 'cause what do they shoot when they're,you know, in private?). HUH.

SORRY, [livejournal.com profile] chani_atreides and [livejournal.com profile] lischa, OUR BAKING DATE IS STILL SO ON!



Yum behind the cut. )

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[livejournal.com profile] nairie, [livejournal.com profile] frightened_eyes, [livejournal.com profile] shivaluna and I talked about how until now Trek fandom was like the house you lived in your whole life. There's dad you sit with at the kitchen table and talk about stuff and life and what you're supposed to do with it. And with your cool aunt you sit for hours at the window in the attic and talk about all the places you want to go to and and what you're willing to do to get there. Of course, there's also your older brother who's rather complicated and a little bit troubled but he always takes you to exciting places and you learn a lot just by being with him. You also like the distant cousin even though he never quite seems to fit in because he just keeps ignoring the rules (secretly, that's why you like him because he's doing it in a pretty cool way). And then there's grandpa who everyone looks up to because he built this house and he's still a shipload of fun for the stories he tells are liquid awesome and the beginning of everything!

Once in a while everyone gets to be bitchy and stupid but generally everybody's having a grand time.

But! Grandpa was recently cloned in a strange but totally scientific way and now all the new kids come to your house and want to spend time with him and say 'grandpa' is a stupid name and clone!grandpa is way cooler than original!grandpa anyway. (Admittedly, unlike original!grandpa he goes bowling instead of playing cards and is fashionable and stuff...) And the new kids lock themselves in the bathroom all the time where they make weird noises, they use totally new ingredients when cooking and the house smells for hours. However, the house hasn't been that exciting in a long time.

Summarily, we should have two bathrooms.

And this is where the story unexpectedly ends without an ending. ;)

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ok, look, ...shit.



my heart just stopped, just a fraction of a second, no more. but it did.

i dunno why some people go on about being silly for mourning the future loss of tennant's doctor - apparently it's just a silly tv show.

wtf?

the very same people have no problem with squee-ing over a fucking strand of tennant's hair; if anything that's a bit silly. but not being real sad about a great actor leaving the whoniverse! so, go on! be silly. or, you know, crazysadandalittlemad. it's okay, we all feel the same.
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[livejournal.com profile] master_kogane and i talked about journey's end. or that's how it started.

ours are very filthy minds )

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i was very tempted to add "because they deserve each other" to the OTP. but that sounded sorta harsh in my mind (and i'm not entirely sure if by that i mean *no one* deserves JW or RTD, or because it sounds too disrespectful.)


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on 14/09/07 we have the loud shirt day. "Just by going ‘loud’ on LOUD SHIRT DAY YOU can help make a huge difference to a deaf child’s life."

there you go.

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while sewing away on my shirt i visualized or, well, audiolized what a city full of actually screaming shirts would be like... eerie.
and what would people put on their shirts? - "your shirt is insulting me." - "oh no, boss, that co-worker over there (who i never really liked) must've gotten hold of the remote..."


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"Blogs gesperrt wegen Potter-Sex" is the actually important article. but "Harry Potter liebt Männer" won't let me rest.


"Welche gefährlichen Abenteuer muss Harry Potter diesmal bestehen? Welcher Mitschülerin gibt er den ersten Kuss? Schafft er es, den bösen Voldemort endgültig zu besiegen? Die Antworten auf solche Fragen brennen den meisten Harry-Potter-Fans vor dem Erscheinen des sechsten Bandes auf den Nägeln. Einen großen Teil der Fangemeinde des Zauberlehrlings aber interessiert nichts weniger als das. Sie malen sich stattdessen aus, wie Harry, endlich erwachsen, die Zauberschule Hogwarts verlässt - und seine Neigungen in einer schwulen Lebensgemeinschaft mit seinem Erzfeind Draco Malfoy auslebt."

"Möchtegern-Autoren finden ein fertiges Universum mit genau definierten Charakteren vor"

"Die Erfinder der Figuren sind natürlich nicht so glücklich mit diesen Geschichten."


yes, we completely disregard canon, we need it only for providing us with names because we can't think of any names for ourselves so we have to use the ones 'real' authors give us, coz ficcers are just "wannabe" authors. yes, of course are there bad authors, just like there are bad journalists, who have no idea what they're writing about and are too lazy for proper research and use their time instead on finding the simplest and most boring words and phrases.

also? fucker. there are creators who do approve of fanfiction and encourage it. creators who have the guts to deal with homoerotica. joss is god.

go and find yourself a job that doesn't involve using words in public. because... seriously? you just can't.

oh, and btw, do *you* know that the hp verse contains more characters than harry and draco? because hp fans do.

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remus owns sirius and sirius owns harry and auntie rowling comes to coffee and cake on sunday afternoons (the evil wizard george l. sits alone in the dark woods, sulking).

should i ever write/getsomuchbetteratwritingthaticouldactuallyuploadit, this would be my disclaimer. or something.


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