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coffeestudies) wrote2010-01-17 07:55 am
coffeestudies) wrote2010-01-17 07:55 am
Ship Wars Prompt One: Our First Date
OMG I SWORE TO THE PAIR OF FAKE VULCAN EARS I DON'T HAVE THAT I'M NEVER GONNA WRITE ANYTHING AGAIN AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, IN CASE OF BREAKING RULE #1, WON'T ALLOW ANYONE TO SEE IT. OH GOD.
But! All is fair in love and war. Plus, there're pictures; it can't be that bad. So this is my entry for the first Ship Wars prompt over at![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
st_respect: Our First Date.
Title: Dear Captain's Log
Description: Kirk has a cunning plan! Tonight, no Klingons, Space Nazis, or Other People will stand in his way to his first officer's heart!
Rating: PG-13, due to a word that shouldn't be said in front of kids?
Warnings: none
MAKE IT BIGGER!
Captain’s Log
Signature: Captain Yummy
Date: 3228.8
Witnessed and understood by: absolutely no one else! Not even you, Bones!
Dear Captain’s Log,
Today I’m gonna ask Spock out on a date. And also oversee peace talks on Halorian Prime and have Scotty fix my shower (or is that something my first officer could do?)
I’ve often wanted to ask him. BUT WHOOSH! COME THE KLINGONS OR SPACE ANOMALIES OR MY OWN INSECURITIES I WANNA TALK ABOUT WITH SPOCK ONLY BUT THAT’S SURELY NOT SOMETHING YOU TALK ABOUT WHEN YOU ASK SOMEONE OUT. RIGHT?
I’m sure Spock wouldn’t have appreciated it if I’d have asked him out in front of Space Nazis.
(Spock in handcuffs is a darn fine sight.)
Me, Spock and the gang once went out dancing but he didn’t seem to enjoy it so that doesn’t count. (Plus, Other People!)
But tonight I’ve got it all planned out. Tonight’s the night.
I’ll welcome Spock like the stud I am and the only logical reaction is to admit that I’m irresistible!
Then we playnaked chess and fuck drink that stuff Spock keeps talking about. He says it’s... stimulating. Oh, door chime!
...Was Spock, asking if I’m “prepared to take our romantic involvement to the next logical level”. WE'VE BEEN DATING ALL ALONG. GO ME!
SPOCK: Jim, I assumed that due to my obvious favorable behavior towards you my intentions were evident enough even for you.
JIM: Show me more of that favorable behavior and I show you how evident its consequences are...
Ok, so, if there's anything really really wrong (define "really really wrong" as convenient) about it, tell me? I'll try and fix it in time, go team!
*
But! All is fair in love and war. Plus, there're pictures; it can't be that bad. So this is my entry for the first Ship Wars prompt over at
st_respect: Our First Date. Title: Dear Captain's Log
Description: Kirk has a cunning plan! Tonight, no Klingons, Space Nazis, or Other People will stand in his way to his first officer's heart!
Rating: PG-13, due to a word that shouldn't be said in front of kids?
Warnings: none
MAKE IT BIGGER!Captain’s Log
Signature: Captain Yummy
Date: 3228.8
Witnessed and understood by: absolutely no one else! Not even you, Bones!
Dear Captain’s Log,
Today I’m gonna ask Spock out on a date. And also oversee peace talks on Halorian Prime and have Scotty fix my shower (or is that something my first officer could do?)
I’ve often wanted to ask him. BUT WHOOSH! COME THE KLINGONS OR SPACE ANOMALIES OR MY OWN INSECURITIES I WANNA TALK ABOUT WITH SPOCK ONLY BUT THAT’S SURELY NOT SOMETHING YOU TALK ABOUT WHEN YOU ASK SOMEONE OUT. RIGHT?
I’m sure Spock wouldn’t have appreciated it if I’d have asked him out in front of Space Nazis.
(Spock in handcuffs is a darn fine sight.)
Me, Spock and the gang once went out dancing but he didn’t seem to enjoy it so that doesn’t count. (Plus, Other People!)
But tonight I’ve got it all planned out. Tonight’s the night.
I’ll welcome Spock like the stud I am and the only logical reaction is to admit that I’m irresistible!
Then we play
...Was Spock, asking if I’m “prepared to take our romantic involvement to the next logical level”. WE'VE BEEN DATING ALL ALONG. GO ME!
SPOCK: Jim, I assumed that due to my obvious favorable behavior towards you my intentions were evident enough even for you.
JIM: Show me more of that favorable behavior and I show you how evident its consequences are...
Ok, so, if there's anything really really wrong (define "really really wrong" as convenient) about it, tell me? I'll try and fix it in time, go team!
*
Please let my cause of death be listed as "Excessive LOLZ"
Seriously, I have actual tears in my eyes. I can't stop laughing. This is pure concentrated genius.
Re: Please let my cause of death be listed as "Excessive LOLZ"
Here, let me hand you heart-patterned tissues covered in glitter!
Just swung over to your entry and I really like it! Hope we can rock the next prompt together! :D
Re: Please let my cause of death be listed as "Excessive LOLZ"
Totally saved yours, by the way, and plan to shove it at my RL friends as evidence that "OMG TEH INTERNETZ IS AWESOME!"
Glitter! \o/
P.S. Oh lord I just saw your journal name! XD There go the giggles again.
Re: Please let my cause of death be listed as "Excessive LOLZ"
Shamelessly pimping the thing: it has been wallpaperyfied! XD
I maintain that this is totally true. The
ForceShat surrounds us and penetrates us.ItHe binds the galaxy together. AHAHAAAAA! Time to go to bed. It's 10am here and I haven't gone to sleep yet. My sleep cycle went and hit the sack hours ago. D:And whenever The Shat comes on to any creature that is not Nimoy I feel a great disturbance in the force. Draw whatever conclusion you wish from that. XD