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coffeestudies ([personal profile] coffeestudies) wrote2010-01-17 07:55 am

Ship Wars Prompt One: Our First Date

OMG I SWORE TO THE PAIR OF FAKE VULCAN EARS I DON'T HAVE THAT I'M NEVER GONNA WRITE ANYTHING AGAIN AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, IN CASE OF BREAKING RULE #1, WON'T ALLOW ANYONE TO SEE IT. OH GOD.

But! All is fair in love and war. Plus, there're pictures; it can't be that bad. So this is my entry for the first Ship Wars prompt over at [livejournal.com profile] st_respect: Our First Date.

Title: Dear Captain's Log
Description: Kirk has a cunning plan! Tonight, no Klingons, Space Nazis, or Other People will stand in his way to his first officer's heart!
Rating: PG-13, due to a word that shouldn't be said in front of kids?
Warnings: none

  MAKE IT BIGGER!



Captain’s Log

Signature: Captain Yummy
Date: 3228.8
Witnessed and understood by: absolutely no one else! Not even you, Bones!

Dear Captain’s Log,
Today I’m gonna ask Spock out on a date. And also oversee peace talks on Halorian Prime and have Scotty fix my shower (or is that something my first officer could do?)

I’ve often wanted to ask him. BUT WHOOSH! COME THE KLINGONS OR SPACE ANOMALIES OR MY OWN INSECURITIES I WANNA TALK ABOUT WITH SPOCK ONLY BUT THAT’S SURELY NOT SOMETHING YOU TALK ABOUT WHEN YOU ASK SOMEONE OUT. RIGHT?

I’m sure Spock wouldn’t have appreciated it if I’d have asked him out in front of Space Nazis.
(Spock in handcuffs is a darn fine sight.)

Me, Spock and the gang once went out dancing but he didn’t seem to enjoy it so that doesn’t count. (Plus, Other People!)

But tonight I’ve got it all planned out. Tonight’s the night.
I’ll welcome Spock like the stud I am and the only logical reaction is to admit that I’m irresistible!

Then we play naked chess and fuck drink that stuff Spock keeps talking about. He says it’s... stimulating. Oh, door chime!

...Was Spock, asking if I’m “prepared to take our romantic involvement to the next logical level”. WE'VE BEEN DATING ALL ALONG. GO ME!

SPOCK: Jim, I assumed that due to my obvious favorable behavior towards you my intentions were evident enough even for you.

JIM: Show me more of that favorable behavior and I show you how evident its consequences are...


Ok, so, if there's anything really really wrong (define "really really wrong" as convenient) about it, tell me? I'll try and fix it in time, go team!

*

Please let my cause of death be listed as "Excessive LOLZ"

[identity profile] ladyblahblah.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 07:30 am (UTC)(link)
OH MY GOD. CAN'T. BREATHE. LAUGHING . . . TOO HARD. XDDDDDDDD


Seriously, I have actual tears in my eyes. I can't stop laughing. This is pure concentrated genius.

I second the motion

[identity profile] shidoni8.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
Seriously! This is so cute and hilarious!!! Can I save it to my computer and make it my background and show it to all my friends?! Please pleasepleaseprettyplease with a cherry on top??? :3

Re: Please let my cause of death be listed as "Excessive LOLZ"

[identity profile] coffeestudies.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 07:56 am (UTC)(link)
OH EM GEE. THANK YOU! ♥

Here, let me hand you heart-patterned tissues covered in glitter!

Just swung over to your entry and I really like it! Hope we can rock the next prompt together! :D

Re: I second the motion

[identity profile] coffeestudies.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you! THANK YOU!!

Of course you can! And if you tell me what resolution your monitor has I can make it the perfect size for it! :)

Re: Please let my cause of death be listed as "Excessive LOLZ"

[identity profile] ladyblahblah.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
Between us we will own! No power in the 'verse can stop Team Spork.

Totally saved yours, by the way, and plan to shove it at my RL friends as evidence that "OMG TEH INTERNETZ IS AWESOME!"

Glitter! \o/


P.S. Oh lord I just saw your journal name! XD There go the giggles again.

[identity profile] mata090680.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
lmao, that is awesome! *g*

Re: I second the motion

[identity profile] shidoni8.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 08:07 am (UTC)(link)
Hehe you are awesome. And I'm not sure what the resolution is exactly but it's about 1350x750

[identity profile] musicpuppet.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 08:15 am (UTC)(link)
HEHEHE. WIN!!!!!!!!!!!! XD <3

Re: Please let my cause of death be listed as "Excessive LOLZ"

[identity profile] coffeestudies.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 09:09 am (UTC)(link)
NOT EVEN THE FUCKING NEXUS!

Shamelessly pimping the thing: it has been wallpaperyfied! XD

I maintain that this is totally true. The Force Shat surrounds us and penetrates us. It He binds the galaxy together. AHAHAAAAA! Time to go to bed. It's 10am here and I haven't gone to sleep yet. My sleep cycle went and hit the sack hours ago. D:

And whenever The Shat comes on to any creature that is not Nimoy I feel a great disturbance in the force. Draw whatever conclusion you wish from that. XD

Re: I second the motion

[identity profile] coffeestudies.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 09:14 am (UTC)(link)
Not a problem at all. I'm so glad you wanna see it like, EVERY DAY OR SOMETHING! :D

I checked on Wiki (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Display_resolution#Current_standards) and the closest resolution to that was 1366x768 so I MADE IT SO. :D

The links to the wallpapers are up there in the entry. :)

[identity profile] coffeestudies.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 09:18 am (UTC)(link)
YOU ARE AWAKE AT THIS UNGODLY HOUR? (Uh, I haven't been to bed yet. D:)

Oh! Also, thank you! ♥ I LIKE IT WHEN SAY STUFF LIKE THAT. :P

[identity profile] coffeestudies.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 09:19 am (UTC)(link)
HURRAAAAH!! THANK YOU!

Re: I second the motion

[identity profile] shidoni8.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 09:35 am (UTC)(link)
Wow, that's really close to what I was estimating and then I just rounded it to the nearest 50. Yay! And also, would you like some Shakespeare flavored earl grey tea whilst you're channeling Capt. Picard? XD *runs off to change her wallpaper*

[identity profile] chani-atreides.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 09:54 am (UTC)(link)
EPIC :D

[identity profile] laughinggas13.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 10:10 am (UTC)(link)
Holy crap, that is just too adorable!

[identity profile] coffeestudies.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 10:34 am (UTC)(link)
YAY! :D

[identity profile] coffeestudies.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 10:43 am (UTC)(link)
Aw, thank you! ♥

Btw, I'm ESL and d'you know where I learned the word cetacean? Yes! Everything I know in life I learned from Star Trek. XD

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[identity profile] tinocka.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 11:27 am (UTC)(link)
THIS :D :D :D :D :D


OH GOD :D :D :D :D :D :D :D


"WE'VE BEEN DATING ALL ALONG. GO ME!" :D :D :D :D :D :D


I hope you can interpret my reaction... cause I don´t really know how to put this in other words than: "WIN! LOL!"

[identity profile] captn-noligin.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 01:09 pm (UTC)(link)
...
...
...
...
(this is me trying not to freak out and break my laptop with all the potential flail inside me)
OH.MY.GOD.
WONDERFUL.
HILARIOUS.
GAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
:3

[identity profile] ariadnechan.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 02:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I love it!!!!
is great!!
this will be my next wall for sure, it was so cute and hylarious
you are really good at this!!!!!


your only problem is you have more than 100 words allow it!

i hope it can be take as a fic more than as an art
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"we've been dating all along. Go me."

[identity profile] tkeylasunset.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
This is made of WIN!!! OMG! Too clever for words.

The pictures you used and the "captions" are beyond hysterical!!!

Can we have more please??

BTW when this round is over, may I have your permission to link to this fabulous art from my website? I have a need to keep it AND share it with anyone who may stumble onto my website. Let me know when you get a chance? Thanks!!!

[identity profile] laughinggas13.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
It's true: Star Trek is the font of all knowledge and wisdom.

[identity profile] nix-this.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I Love You, and THIS, and YOU <3

This was hilarious~! And in keeping with my head canon that Jim's personal log entries are essentially pages of him squeeing over Spock XD

[identity profile] scraplove.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I died laughing, and you're invited to the funeral. Flowers are welcome.

XD THAT WAS SO FUNNY! I ALMOST WET MYSELF TRYING NOT TO LAUGH IN FRONT OF TEH PARENTZ AND THEN HAVE TO EXPLAIN THE JOKE. WELL DONE! I WILL MAKE SURE TO READ IT AGAIN LATERZ WHEN I CAN LAUGH AS MUCH AS I WANT!

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