Ship Wars Prompt One: Our First Date
Jan. 17th, 2010 07:55 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
OMG I SWORE TO THE PAIR OF FAKE VULCAN EARS I DON'T HAVE THAT I'M NEVER GONNA WRITE ANYTHING AGAIN AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, IN CASE OF BREAKING RULE #1, WON'T ALLOW ANYONE TO SEE IT. OH GOD.
But! All is fair in love and war. Plus, there're pictures; it can't be that bad. So this is my entry for the first Ship Wars prompt over at
st_respect: Our First Date.
Title: Dear Captain's Log
Description: Kirk has a cunning plan! Tonight, no Klingons, Space Nazis, or Other People will stand in his way to his first officer's heart!
Rating: PG-13, due to a word that shouldn't be said in front of kids?
Warnings: none
MAKE IT BIGGER!
Captain’s Log
Signature: Captain Yummy
Date: 3228.8
Witnessed and understood by: absolutely no one else! Not even you, Bones!
Dear Captain’s Log,
Today I’m gonna ask Spock out on a date. And also oversee peace talks on Halorian Prime and have Scotty fix my shower (or is that something my first officer could do?)
I’ve often wanted to ask him. BUT WHOOSH! COME THE KLINGONS OR SPACE ANOMALIES OR MY OWN INSECURITIES I WANNA TALK ABOUT WITH SPOCK ONLY BUT THAT’S SURELY NOT SOMETHING YOU TALK ABOUT WHEN YOU ASK SOMEONE OUT. RIGHT?
I’m sure Spock wouldn’t have appreciated it if I’d have asked him out in front of Space Nazis.
(Spock in handcuffs is a darn fine sight.)
Me, Spock and the gang once went out dancing but he didn’t seem to enjoy it so that doesn’t count. (Plus, Other People!)
But tonight I’ve got it all planned out. Tonight’s the night.
I’ll welcome Spock like the stud I am and the only logical reaction is to admit that I’m irresistible!
Then we playnaked chess and fuck drink that stuff Spock keeps talking about. He says it’s... stimulating. Oh, door chime!
...Was Spock, asking if I’m “prepared to take our romantic involvement to the next logical level”. WE'VE BEEN DATING ALL ALONG. GO ME!
SPOCK: Jim, I assumed that due to my obvious favorable behavior towards you my intentions were evident enough even for you.
JIM: Show me more of that favorable behavior and I show you how evident its consequences are...
Ok, so, if there's anything really really wrong (define "really really wrong" as convenient) about it, tell me? I'll try and fix it in time, go team!
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But! All is fair in love and war. Plus, there're pictures; it can't be that bad. So this is my entry for the first Ship Wars prompt over at
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Title: Dear Captain's Log
Description: Kirk has a cunning plan! Tonight, no Klingons, Space Nazis, or Other People will stand in his way to his first officer's heart!
Rating: PG-13, due to a word that shouldn't be said in front of kids?
Warnings: none

Captain’s Log
Signature: Captain Yummy
Date: 3228.8
Witnessed and understood by: absolutely no one else! Not even you, Bones!
Dear Captain’s Log,
Today I’m gonna ask Spock out on a date. And also oversee peace talks on Halorian Prime and have Scotty fix my shower (or is that something my first officer could do?)
I’ve often wanted to ask him. BUT WHOOSH! COME THE KLINGONS OR SPACE ANOMALIES OR MY OWN INSECURITIES I WANNA TALK ABOUT WITH SPOCK ONLY BUT THAT’S SURELY NOT SOMETHING YOU TALK ABOUT WHEN YOU ASK SOMEONE OUT. RIGHT?
I’m sure Spock wouldn’t have appreciated it if I’d have asked him out in front of Space Nazis.
(Spock in handcuffs is a darn fine sight.)
Me, Spock and the gang once went out dancing but he didn’t seem to enjoy it so that doesn’t count. (Plus, Other People!)
But tonight I’ve got it all planned out. Tonight’s the night.
I’ll welcome Spock like the stud I am and the only logical reaction is to admit that I’m irresistible!
Then we play
...Was Spock, asking if I’m “prepared to take our romantic involvement to the next logical level”. WE'VE BEEN DATING ALL ALONG. GO ME!
SPOCK: Jim, I assumed that due to my obvious favorable behavior towards you my intentions were evident enough even for you.
JIM: Show me more of that favorable behavior and I show you how evident its consequences are...
Ok, so, if there's anything really really wrong (define "really really wrong" as convenient) about it, tell me? I'll try and fix it in time, go team!
*
Please let my cause of death be listed as "Excessive LOLZ"
Date: 2010-01-17 07:30 am (UTC)Seriously, I have actual tears in my eyes. I can't stop laughing. This is pure concentrated genius.
Re: Please let my cause of death be listed as "Excessive LOLZ"
Date: 2010-01-17 07:56 am (UTC)Here, let me hand you heart-patterned tissues covered in glitter!
Just swung over to your entry and I really like it! Hope we can rock the next prompt together! :D
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Date: 2010-01-17 07:39 am (UTC)Re: I second the motion
Date: 2010-01-17 07:58 am (UTC)Of course you can! And if you tell me what resolution your monitor has I can make it the perfect size for it! :)
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Date: 2010-01-17 08:02 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-01-17 09:18 am (UTC)Oh! Also, thank you! ♥ I LIKE IT WHEN SAY STUFF LIKE THAT. :P
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Date: 2010-01-17 10:43 am (UTC)Btw, I'm ESL and d'you know where I learned the word cetacean? Yes! Everything I know in life I learned from Star Trek. XD
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Date: 2010-01-17 11:27 am (UTC)OH GOD :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
"WE'VE BEEN DATING ALL ALONG. GO ME!" :D :D :D :D :D :D
I hope you can interpret my reaction... cause I don´t really know how to put this in other words than: "WIN! LOL!"
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Date: 2010-01-17 10:22 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-01-17 01:09 pm (UTC)...
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...
(this is me trying not to freak out and break my laptop with all the potential flail inside me)
OH.MY.GOD.
WONDERFUL.
HILARIOUS.
GAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
:3
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Date: 2010-01-17 10:28 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-01-17 02:58 pm (UTC)is great!!
this will be my next wall for sure, it was so cute and hylarious
you are really good at this!!!!!
your only problem is you have more than 100 words allow it!
i hope it can be take as a fic more than as an art
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Date: 2010-01-17 10:36 pm (UTC)THANK YOU SO MUCH!!
your only problem is you have more than 100 words allow it!
I figured since it's an art entry (with which comes apparently no size restriction) I'm on the safe side. And yes, there's text on the image but it's still an image. The transcript is only there in case the words aren't decipherable. :)
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From:"we've been dating all along. Go me."
Date: 2010-01-17 03:43 pm (UTC)The pictures you used and the "captions" are beyond hysterical!!!
Can we have more please??
BTW when this round is over, may I have your permission to link to this fabulous art from my website? I have a need to keep it AND share it with anyone who may stumble onto my website. Let me know when you get a chance? Thanks!!!
Re: "we've been dating all along. Go me."
Date: 2010-01-17 10:47 pm (UTC)Can we have more please??
Well, I'm terribly slow with these things and then there's always RL coming up at the most inconvenient times, but I'll try!! :DYES. Any particular requests?BY ALL MEANS, YES.
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Date: 2010-01-17 08:36 pm (UTC)This was hilarious~! And in keeping with my head canon that Jim's personal log entries are essentially pages of him squeeing over Spock XD
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Date: 2010-01-17 11:09 pm (UTC)YES. You just know that when he gets off shift he RUNS TO HIS QUARTERS (before Spock shows up to play chess) and ticks off all the things Spock did today, "And then he bent over his station and then I touched his arm AND HE DIDN'T FLINCH BACK AND THEN WHEN WE CAME ALMOST CLOSE ENOUGH TO KISS!!" XD
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Date: 2010-01-17 09:38 pm (UTC)XD THAT WAS SO FUNNY! I ALMOST WET MYSELF TRYING NOT TO LAUGH IN FRONT OF TEH PARENTZ AND THEN HAVE TO EXPLAIN THE JOKE. WELL DONE! I WILL MAKE SURE TO READ IT AGAIN LATERZ WHEN I CAN LAUGH AS MUCH AS I WANT!
/capslock
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Date: 2010-01-18 12:06 am (UTC)PHOENIXSPOCK FROMTHE ASHESGENESIS.I WILL MAKE SURE TO READ IT AGAIN LATERZ WHEN I CAN LAUGH AS MUCH AS I WANT!
THAT'S WHAT KIRK DOES WITH EVERY NOTE HE GETS FROM SPOCK, LOOKING FOR ANY LOVEY-DOVEY HINTS BECAUSE VULCANS ARE SNEAKY LIKE THAT.
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Date: 2010-01-17 10:49 pm (UTC)You.
You! Broke. My. Brain!
LMAO!
But. Worth it. SO worth it!
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Date: 2010-01-18 12:22 am (UTC)Although Spock would still prefer it if Jim wouldn't discuss their relationship online at all. Whereupon Kirk says it's only Bones and Sulu and Chekov and Scotty and that person he accidentally friended back and Uhura just LOL's anyway...(no subject)
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Date: 2010-01-17 11:58 pm (UTC)I love the format, I love the pictures with the cute little text, I ADORE THE DIARY ENTIRES SO MUCH XD
My faverate bit though? 'No-one! NOT EVEN YOU BONES." LMAO XD
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Date: 2010-01-18 12:25 am (UTC)I have a ridiculous love for journal entry, mail, and other forms of modern communication fics. Only, I never figured I'd do something like that myself someday AND THAT PEOPLE WOULD LIKE IT. :D
IKR? After all, they are BFF's. And fanon!Bones is endearingly nosy as fuck. XD
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Date: 2010-01-18 02:54 pm (UTC)OH GOD LOL.
this is such a cute idea. way to combine skillz for a totally favorable outcome, broseidon.
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Date: 2010-01-19 06:18 pm (UTC)TBH, the "characterization" (if you wanna call it that) fits Nu!Kirk better. He lends himself beautifully to crack of all sorts, like teenagegirlcruch!Kirk. But since we've got more source material from TOS I decided to go the easier way. :D
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Date: 2010-01-24 05:59 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2010-01-24 06:06 pm (UTC)Please, fell free to make more :D
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Date: 2010-01-24 09:00 pm (UTC)I think nothing will keep Jim Kirk from continuing his Log. Who knows, maybe I can steal a glance and bring you more secret thoughts of the Captain of the Enterprise. :D
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Date: 2010-01-24 06:21 pm (UTC)"Captain Yummy" = YES, "We've been dating all along!" :D
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Date: 2010-01-24 09:01 pm (UTC)Thanks!! ♥
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Date: 2010-01-24 08:12 pm (UTC)AND....
....
I'm resisting the urge to flail and squee at it, even though I know resistance is futile in this particular situation!
This is definitely going to be my desktop. ^.^ *gives you awesome cookies for being awesome* =D
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Date: 2010-01-24 09:07 pm (UTC)*attacks cookie with enthusiasm*