Ship Wars Prompt One: Our First Date
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coffeestudiesOMG I SWORE TO THE PAIR OF FAKE VULCAN EARS I DON'T HAVE THAT I'M NEVER GONNA WRITE ANYTHING AGAIN AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, IN CASE OF BREAKING RULE #1, WON'T ALLOW ANYONE TO SEE IT. OH GOD.
But! All is fair in love and war. Plus, there're pictures; it can't be that bad. So this is my entry for the first Ship Wars prompt over at![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
st_respect: Our First Date.
Title: Dear Captain's Log
Description: Kirk has a cunning plan! Tonight, no Klingons, Space Nazis, or Other People will stand in his way to his first officer's heart!
Rating: PG-13, due to a word that shouldn't be said in front of kids?
Warnings: none
MAKE IT BIGGER!
Captain’s Log
Signature: Captain Yummy
Date: 3228.8
Witnessed and understood by: absolutely no one else! Not even you, Bones!
Dear Captain’s Log,
Today I’m gonna ask Spock out on a date. And also oversee peace talks on Halorian Prime and have Scotty fix my shower (or is that something my first officer could do?)
I’ve often wanted to ask him. BUT WHOOSH! COME THE KLINGONS OR SPACE ANOMALIES OR MY OWN INSECURITIES I WANNA TALK ABOUT WITH SPOCK ONLY BUT THAT’S SURELY NOT SOMETHING YOU TALK ABOUT WHEN YOU ASK SOMEONE OUT. RIGHT?
I’m sure Spock wouldn’t have appreciated it if I’d have asked him out in front of Space Nazis.
(Spock in handcuffs is a darn fine sight.)
Me, Spock and the gang once went out dancing but he didn’t seem to enjoy it so that doesn’t count. (Plus, Other People!)
But tonight I’ve got it all planned out. Tonight’s the night.
I’ll welcome Spock like the stud I am and the only logical reaction is to admit that I’m irresistible!
Then we playnaked chess and fuck drink that stuff Spock keeps talking about. He says it’s... stimulating. Oh, door chime!
...Was Spock, asking if I’m “prepared to take our romantic involvement to the next logical level”. WE'VE BEEN DATING ALL ALONG. GO ME!
SPOCK: Jim, I assumed that due to my obvious favorable behavior towards you my intentions were evident enough even for you.
JIM: Show me more of that favorable behavior and I show you how evident its consequences are...
Ok, so, if there's anything really really wrong (define "really really wrong" as convenient) about it, tell me? I'll try and fix it in time, go team!
*
But! All is fair in love and war. Plus, there're pictures; it can't be that bad. So this is my entry for the first Ship Wars prompt over at
st_respect: Our First Date. Title: Dear Captain's Log
Description: Kirk has a cunning plan! Tonight, no Klingons, Space Nazis, or Other People will stand in his way to his first officer's heart!
Rating: PG-13, due to a word that shouldn't be said in front of kids?
Warnings: none
MAKE IT BIGGER!Captain’s Log
Signature: Captain Yummy
Date: 3228.8
Witnessed and understood by: absolutely no one else! Not even you, Bones!
Dear Captain’s Log,
Today I’m gonna ask Spock out on a date. And also oversee peace talks on Halorian Prime and have Scotty fix my shower (or is that something my first officer could do?)
I’ve often wanted to ask him. BUT WHOOSH! COME THE KLINGONS OR SPACE ANOMALIES OR MY OWN INSECURITIES I WANNA TALK ABOUT WITH SPOCK ONLY BUT THAT’S SURELY NOT SOMETHING YOU TALK ABOUT WHEN YOU ASK SOMEONE OUT. RIGHT?
I’m sure Spock wouldn’t have appreciated it if I’d have asked him out in front of Space Nazis.
(Spock in handcuffs is a darn fine sight.)
Me, Spock and the gang once went out dancing but he didn’t seem to enjoy it so that doesn’t count. (Plus, Other People!)
But tonight I’ve got it all planned out. Tonight’s the night.
I’ll welcome Spock like the stud I am and the only logical reaction is to admit that I’m irresistible!
Then we play
...Was Spock, asking if I’m “prepared to take our romantic involvement to the next logical level”. WE'VE BEEN DATING ALL ALONG. GO ME!
SPOCK: Jim, I assumed that due to my obvious favorable behavior towards you my intentions were evident enough even for you.
JIM: Show me more of that favorable behavior and I show you how evident its consequences are...
Ok, so, if there's anything really really wrong (define "really really wrong" as convenient) about it, tell me? I'll try and fix it in time, go team!
*
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Date: 2010-01-17 08:36 pm (UTC)This was hilarious~! And in keeping with my head canon that Jim's personal log entries are essentially pages of him squeeing over Spock XD
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Date: 2010-01-17 11:09 pm (UTC)YES. You just know that when he gets off shift he RUNS TO HIS QUARTERS (before Spock shows up to play chess) and ticks off all the things Spock did today, "And then he bent over his station and then I touched his arm AND HE DIDN'T FLINCH BACK AND THEN WHEN WE CAME ALMOST CLOSE ENOUGH TO KISS!!" XD
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Date: 2010-01-17 11:16 pm (UTC)"I was wearing my wraparound tunic and I think he was checking me out! I've already put in an order for a dozen more (IDK, they seem awfully fragile.)"
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Date: 2010-01-18 05:21 am (UTC)*roflcopter and lollerscater collide and esplode*
I watched Shore Leave just now and there is a scene where Jim wears a perfectly fine shirt (they do fight and roll manly on the ground, but it *is* still a perfectly fine shirt) then cut to Finnegan, cut back to Kirk AND IT HAS COMBUSTED FROM SHEER MANLINESS! THIS HAPPENS INSIDE OF 10SEC!
Maybe Kirk has a special supplier? "Yeah, yeah, I need two dozen more. No, I don't want you to make 'em more resistant. I look good in them as they come. Yeah, talk to you in a month. Bye." XD