Ship Wars Prompt One: Our First Date

[coffeestudies]

OMG I SWORE TO THE PAIR OF FAKE VULCAN EARS I DON'T HAVE THAT I'M NEVER GONNA WRITE ANYTHING AGAIN AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, IN CASE OF BREAKING RULE #1, WON'T ALLOW ANYONE TO SEE IT. OH GOD.

But! All is fair in love and war. Plus, there're pictures; it can't be that bad. So this is my entry for the first Ship Wars prompt over at st_respect: Our First Date.

Title: Dear Captain's Log
Description: Kirk has a cunning plan! Tonight, no Klingons, Space Nazis, or Other People will stand in his way to his first officer's heart!
Rating: PG-13, due to a word that shouldn't be said in front of kids?
Warnings: none

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Captain’s Log

Signature: Captain Yummy
Date: 3228.8
Witnessed and understood by: absolutely no one else! Not even you, Bones!

Dear Captain’s Log,
Today I’m gonna ask Spock out on a date. And also oversee peace talks on Halorian Prime and have Scotty fix my shower (or is that something my first officer could do?)

I’ve often wanted to ask him. BUT WHOOSH! COME THE KLINGONS OR SPACE ANOMALIES OR MY OWN INSECURITIES I WANNA TALK ABOUT WITH SPOCK ONLY BUT THAT’S SURELY NOT SOMETHING YOU TALK ABOUT WHEN YOU ASK SOMEONE OUT. RIGHT?

I’m sure Spock wouldn’t have appreciated it if I’d have asked him out in front of Space Nazis.
(Spock in handcuffs is a darn fine sight.)

Me, Spock and the gang once went out dancing but he didn’t seem to enjoy it so that doesn’t count. (Plus, Other People!)

But tonight I’ve got it all planned out. Tonight’s the night.
I’ll welcome Spock like the stud I am and the only logical reaction is to admit that I’m irresistible!

Then we play naked chess and fuck drink that stuff Spock keeps talking about. He says it’s... stimulating. Oh, door chime!

...Was Spock, asking if I’m “prepared to take our romantic involvement to the next logical level”. WE'VE BEEN DATING ALL ALONG. GO ME!

SPOCK: Jim, I assumed that due to my obvious favorable behavior towards you my intentions were evident enough even for you.

JIM: Show me more of that favorable behavior and I show you how evident its consequences are...

Ok, so, if there's anything really really wrong (define "really really wrong" as convenient) about it, tell me? I'll try and fix it in time, go team!

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Comments

Please let my cause of death be listed as "Excessive LOLZ"

[ladyblahblah.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD. CAN'T. BREATHE. LAUGHING . . . TOO HARD. XDDDDDDDD


Seriously, I have actual tears in my eyes. I can't stop laughing. This is pure concentrated genius.

I second the motion

[shidoni8.livejournal.com]

Seriously! This is so cute and hilarious!!! Can I save it to my computer and make it my background and show it to all my friends?! Please pleasepleaseprettyplease with a cherry on top??? :3

[mata090680.livejournal.com]

lmao, that is awesome! *g*

[musicpuppet.livejournal.com]

HEHEHE. WIN!!!!!!!!!!!! XD <3

[chani-atreides.livejournal.com]

EPIC :D

[laughinggas13.livejournal.com]

Holy crap, that is just too adorable!

[tinocka.livejournal.com]

THIS :D :D :D :D :D


OH GOD :D :D :D :D :D :D :D


"WE'VE BEEN DATING ALL ALONG. GO ME!" :D :D :D :D :D :D


I hope you can interpret my reaction... cause I don´t really know how to put this in other words than: "WIN! LOL!"

[captn-noligin.livejournal.com]

...
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(this is me trying not to freak out and break my laptop with all the potential flail inside me)
OH.MY.GOD.
WONDERFUL.
HILARIOUS.
GAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
:3

[ariadnechan.livejournal.com]

I love it!!!!
is great!!
this will be my next wall for sure, it was so cute and hylarious
you are really good at this!!!!!


your only problem is you have more than 100 words allow it!

i hope it can be take as a fic more than as an art

"we've been dating all along. Go me."

[tkeylasunset.livejournal.com]

This is made of WIN!!! OMG! Too clever for words.

The pictures you used and the "captions" are beyond hysterical!!!

Can we have more please??

BTW when this round is over, may I have your permission to link to this fabulous art from my website? I have a need to keep it AND share it with anyone who may stumble onto my website. Let me know when you get a chance? Thanks!!!

[nix-this.livejournal.com]

I Love You, and THIS, and YOU <3

This was hilarious~! And in keeping with my head canon that Jim's personal log entries are essentially pages of him squeeing over Spock XD

[scraplove.livejournal.com]

I died laughing, and you're invited to the funeral. Flowers are welcome.

XD THAT WAS SO FUNNY! I ALMOST WET MYSELF TRYING NOT TO LAUGH IN FRONT OF TEH PARENTZ AND THEN HAVE TO EXPLAIN THE JOKE. WELL DONE! I WILL MAKE SURE TO READ IT AGAIN LATERZ WHEN I CAN LAUGH AS MUCH AS I WANT!

/capslock

[xlcatloveress.livejournal.com]

OMG!! ROFL!! LMAO!! LOL!! OMFG!! ROFLOL!

You.

You! Broke. My. Brain!

LMAO!

But. Worth it. SO worth it!

[lira-alicia.livejournal.com]

Loool, the journal! So epic!

[daphnie_1]

LOL XD

I love the format, I love the pictures with the cute little text, I ADORE THE DIARY ENTIRES SO MUCH XD

My faverate bit though? 'No-one! NOT EVEN YOU BONES." LMAO XD

[fatty-fat.livejournal.com]

WE'VE BEEN DATING ALL ALONG, GO ME!

OH GOD LOL.

this is such a cute idea. way to combine skillz for a totally favorable outcome, broseidon.

[insanekht.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha, I love this! I think my favorite part is that Kirk uses different colored pens and writes "Dear Captain's Log" like a teen girl. XD

[joeannk.livejournal.com]

Too cute! Captain Yummy writes a funny diary.

(http://s264.photobucket.com/albums/ii181/JoeAnnK/TOS%20Trek/?action=view&current=compellingSpock-OmegaGlory-1.gif)

[aqueousserenade.livejournal.com]

This is absolutely adorable! Go you!
Please, fell free to make more :D

[lama-mama.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha, I am choking with laughter - this is amazingly funny and adorable!
"Captain Yummy" = YES, "We've been dating all along!" :D

[garryowen.livejournal.com]

Hee! Awesome. Just what I needed to relieve my homework stress.

[talitha78.livejournal.com]

LOL! Great job.

[lovefan81.livejournal.com]

Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant!!!! And hilarious. Brilliant and hilarious!!! And did I mention brilliant?!

[screamlet.livejournal.com]

OMG SO ADORBS

[deadlynight27.livejournal.com]

OMG This was awesome! And soooo something Kirk would do! XD

AND....

....

I'm resisting the urge to flail and squee at it, even though I know resistance is futile in this particular situation!

This is definitely going to be my desktop. ^.^ *gives you awesome cookies for being awesome* =D